There are a lot of cool things to see and to do in Teton Valley. For example, you could:
See the Tetons!
This is a fun, relaxing activity to do if you love nature. Nature is beautiful, espeicially the Tetons.
This is fun because you get to see so many great things while out on a trail, and it is fun to do because you can bond with friends or go alone and use it as a form of meditation.
Go to a movie at The Spud!
Maybe see a moose!
You should do this, because it is fun to be able to use Kolten as a punching/kicking bag. Trust me, he will not resist and he is perfectly fine with people doing this, espiecially in the stomach, he loves when people do that!
Run for your life to find Daniel to help you fight Kolten
This is a good thing to do, because if you want to survive, then you need to find a Daniel to fight for you. It is easy to tame him, you just need a chicken nugget and a live lobster(remember to never include the bands that they put around the pinchers, he likes the fight), and he will be on your side until you call him Dani. REMEMBER: He will spontaniously teleport to the nearest hockey rink with 11 other people and play a pickup match.
Finally defeat Kolten!!!!
Lose in a fight against me, and then I bring Kolten back from the dead and we fight you more!
Me and Kolten fight you, and you may win, you may not, I don't know.
IN THE LIKELY AND DEADLY EVENT THAT YOU ENCOUNTER A JOHN
Give John all that you own(and if you piss him off, promptly commit suicide)!
This is your only chance of survival if you encounter a John.
IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT YOU ENCOUNTER A HANNAH
A rare Hannah in her natural habitat
You need to thank the heavens! You have encountered a Hannah, the only other entity who can stop a John without needing to give him all of her stuff! You do, however, need to be extrordinarily good at convincing people to do things, as the Hannah is very shy. Alternatively, you can give her a bag of dill pickle potato chips. One could think of a Hannah as the polar opposite of a John.
IN THE LIKELY AND DEADLY EVENT THAT YOU ENCOUNTER A JIMMY
This means that you are about to die. The wild Jimmy is John's second-in-command slave person thing. He is always with John, and when he is not, then he is about to kidnap you and take you to John. However, just like John has Hannah who can defeat him, the Jimmy has...
Daniel is a being, and is a questionable one at that. We are not sure what he does other than scream and fight. He will sometimes be spotted in his form mentioned earlier, but other than that, we don know anything about him, not even his appearence. It is certain that if you lay your eyes on him, you will be sent into spiralling insanity. Just let that be known.
REASONS TO VISIT HERE
There are not any reasons, unless you want to be spared from the apocolipse. John is going to start the apocolipse, and he will spare all of teton valley. Granted, we will all be his slaves, but hey, we will still be alive. So that is a plus, I guess.